Land ho!

**Lefty** · December 5th, 2003, 03:27 PM

<< Transmission received >>

The text on the computer read:

<< One particularly sad wintersday a great vessel arrived at the shores of the Australian board that defied death. Unable to slow down, because the drunk captain failed to lower the anker, the mighty ship plowed into the white sands.

The captain jumped down and didn't break his leg, because he was limp with intoxication and didn't brace for impact. He struggled with the flag that read "PAX MOMMICA" and got up, finally.

A long-haired gorgeous native with a great body and big boobs ran down the shore to meet the handsome, drunk captain. She was shouting something, but it was difficult to understand. The captain strained to listen and heard her say "no, this board is mine!"

The captain raised the flagpole high above his head and yelled "I am the great and mystical First Lieutenant of the Chaosbringer Mum and I annex this land in the name of all that is evil, dark and AMERICAN!" The captain then plowed the flagpole in the great and awe-inspiring chest of the native. She fell down and from he body the PAX MOMMICA flag was raised high and danced slowly in the summer-winds. >>

A mechanical voice said: "We are Mum. Your board will be assimilated into our collective. Your cultural and lyrical distinctiveness will be our own. Resistance is futile."

<< End of transmission >>

**Tard** · December 5th, 2003, 05:45 PM

When HBI switched to HBII & this board moved from AW to Personal category, I totally lost sight of where it was (as all HB Favorites List urls became meaningless). Glad I found you again!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**demon chloe** · December 6th, 2003, 12:06 PM

looks atcha

**Lefty** · December 6th, 2003, 10:39 PM

... And shivers at the sight of the global force to reckon with. And we're not talking about Ms. Nicole and her assets either...

All hail our Lord Protector who uses too much punctuation, but still... Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

**cherrysmum** · December 7th, 2003, 04:15 AM

and?????

**cherrysmum** · December 9th, 2003, 02:30 AM

I gotta go pee....

**Lefty** · December 10th, 2003, 02:52 PM

... So sayeth our commander-in-chief and it is a gesture of good faith. Faith in our bodily functions. Faith in our precious bodily fluids. Glory to the human anatomy! Glory to our leader! Glory to our urine! We shall ALL pee to honor thee, oh Great Messiah!